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A large menacing beast was made out in an apartment in the neighborhood of Brocket.
A woman lacking a head was seen in a Brocket area shoe store, strolling the aisles. This is one of those ghosts that is perceived frequently nearby. A local person says that this spirit is the spirit of a visitor that was killed while passing through Brocket long ago.
A gentleman devoid of a head has often been spotted sitting at a table in a Brocket house reading a book. One thing's for guaranteed, it's sure a scary ghost that you shouldn't go searching for.
An incredibly menacing phantom is often seen mounted on a llama along a road near Brocket. One of the people who live here steadfastly claims that this ghost likes frightening foolish folks who have the nerve to disrupt the serenity in Brocket. In any event, this ghost undoubtedly is creepy; one that should be kept away from.
A giant gnu has been noticed on a handful of instances in a phone booth in Brocket using the phone.
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Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
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