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These are some lies we made up about Braddock.
The alien crew member of an unidentified flying object has been witnessed on a small number of instances terrifying folks by Hawk Creek.
A space invader from planet Mars may every so often be noticed staring at a woman sleeping on a futon in a trailer in Braddock.
The ghost of an elderly sorceress is repeatedly noticed in a grocery store in the Braddock vicinity.
A space invader from another galaxy is rumored to have been spotted on many instances trying on shoes in a Braddock house.
A massive marmoset may often be spotted struggling up from a drain hole on a Braddock residential street on a dark night.
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Ghost Sightings From Braddock
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Arthur was driving through the desert when suddenly his car stopped. He opened the hood but couldn't find anything wrong. After a while a black horse showed up.
- Fuel filter … fuel filter ... fuel filter, said the horse.
Fuel filter huh? Said Arthur.
He checked his fuel filter and it was clogged. He cleared it enough to get the car started again. He gave the horse a candy bar he had in the car as thanks and went on his way. A few miles down the road he pulled in for some gas and he told the gas station attendant the whole incredible story about the black horse and the fuel filter.
Well son, you were lucky that black horse came along, said the gas station attendant, there's a white horse around that area too but he doesn't know diddly doo about cars.
Don't you ever get tired of doing nothing Arthur?
- Yes Delbert, but when I do I sit down and take a rest.
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