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A gargantuan aardvark can repeatedly be perceived on the peak of Wagon Wheel Hill before sunrise viewing the vista.
A female afire, gripping a kerosene container can be noticed repeatedly staggering by a deserted road in the vicinity of Bowdon.
The ghost of a farmer having on a hat has every so often been noticed resting in a chair in a home in close proximity to Bowdon. Regardless of what folks articulate, it sure is a scary ghost that is rather not messed with.
The ghost of a young air force pilot is every now and then spotted late in the night running after a passing Buick on a murky highway in close proximity to Bowdon. People say that this ghost is almost certainly the stressed ghost of a local person who used to reside here in Bowdon. One thing is for guaranteed, this phantom undeniably is bloodcurdling; one that you wouldn't wish to come across very late at night.
A gigantic rat is rumored to have been noticed on a small number of instances pulling up weeds in the garden of a home in Bowdon.
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Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
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