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An extremely large badger can occasionally be distinguished climbing out from a storm drain on a Bowbells road before dawn.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object has repeatedly been spotted at CCC Dam before dawn enjoying the panorama.
A sizeable bloodcurdling monster is regularly spotted in Des Lacs Migratory Bird Refuge very late at night burying a cadaver by a sizeable rock.
A very large beaver has been said to have been made out on a small number of occasions in the center of Shockley Slough yelling at the bystander to stay away.
The ghost of a critically mangled huntsman pulling a dead bear can regularly be distinguished poking around in mailboxes around midnight in Bowbells. A number of of those who live here assert this phantom likes frightening unwise folks who come seeking phantoms in Bowbells.
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Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Arthur had a new job on a cruise ship as an onboard magician, he had a nightly magic show to entertain the guests. At every show there was this clever but annoying kid in the audience who kept exposing the tricks. He would say things like ''the card's in his sleeve'', or ''the handkerchief is under the table cloth''. This made Arthur very angry but he put up with it since he wanted to keep his job on the ship.
One evening during the magic show the boat hit an uncharted underwater cliff and sank. Everyone on board drowned except Arthur and the annoying kid who both managed to climb up on an upside-down table from the ship that was floating around in the water.
They sat on the table for day and night, the kid didn't say a word, he just sat there quietly. Arthur didn't mind the silence at all. After 5 days the kid finally spoke.
- Alright alright, I give up, where did you hide the boat?.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
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