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These are some lies we made up about Bottineau.
William Shakespeare has now and then been noticed performing a piece of music on a piano in a Bottineau flat.
The ghost of a man with demonic signs etched into his nose is every so often noticed in a Bottineau secondary school at the stroke of midnight walking the hallways.
A massive quagga has been said to have been spotted on a few occasions up on Boundary Butte chucking boulders.
The Abominable Snowman may now and then be spotted at Rugby Point late in the night gazing down into the water.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter pulling a dead mountain lion was spotted at Lake Metigoshe Dam after midnight slurping blood from a bottle. This ghost is incredibly active in this neighborhood; there have been frequent other reports of this exact ghost.
An alien from planet Venus came into view in The Narrows at the stroke of midnight seeking an object.
A huge ermine was distinguished having a tomato in Lake Metigoshe State Park near the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Bottineau
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A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
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