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These are some lies we made up about Blanchard.
A very large eland has allegedly been seen on many instances at the stroke of midnight floating down North Branch Goose River.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a large beard and a wooden right leg can every now and then be perceived at Augustadt Dam in the early morning hours taking pleasure in the landscape. A person who lives here declares that this ghost is the undeceased soul of a long dead Blanchard local.
A giant argali was observed being carried by a motorbike on a shadowy highway close to Blanchard.
A colossal skunk became visible in a house in Blanchard.
The ghost of a waitress was made out in a Blanchard home. The arrival of the watcher scared the ghost who then faded away.
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Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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