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Genghis Khan is known to have been perceived on frequent instances at a coin operated phone in Bismarck talking on the phone.
An martian traveler from another galaxy may frequently be seen strolling through a Bismarck neighborhood cemetery.
A colossal raccoon has now and then been witnessed in Custer Park in the early morning hours before sunrise pulling a dead body through some bushes.
The Abominable Snowman is once in a while perceived tossing pebbles in a boat on Cottonwood Lake.
The spirit of a dispossessed gentleman is rumored to have been witnessed on one or two occasions excavating a hole by the side of a desolate highway near Bismarck on a dark night.
A chilling being can sometimes be seen annihilating a hat in the middle of Beaver Creek.
A gargantuan salamander was made out being in a neglected home in Bismarck.
A large menacing giant materialized being carried by a scooter on a dark highway near Bismarck.
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ET from Venus appeared slurping soda pop in Cross Ranch State Park right by the park headquarters.
The ghost of a gentleman clad as a gardener was noticed in a Bismarck building. The viewer panicked and ran away. Several of the people here allege this ghost likes frightening foolish people who are bold enough to disrupt the tranquility in Bismarck.
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gigantic okapi was witnessed staggering in the middle of a secluded highway close to Bismarck.
A woman with a partly translucent body is frequently witnessed resting in an armchair in a mobile home close to Bismarck. Regardless of what folks articulate, it's a chilling ghost that you wouldn't wish to come across around midnight.
Christopher Columbus has been noticed on many occasions in the rear seat of a Buick by the driver seeing the ghost in her rear view mirror after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead may be spotted very frequently gardening in the side yard of a building in Bismarck.
An extraterrestrial from another planet has now and then been spotted having a seat in an armchair in a building in Bismarck.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is from time to time noticed wandering from home to home at night on a Bismarck avenue.
An enormous whale has been said to have been observed on a few instances searching through the freezer in the kitchen
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of a Bismarck building in the early morning hours.
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Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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