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The ghost of a gentleman gripping a blood-splattered sword may once in a while be made out by Big Coulee Dam late at night looking at the water. Whatever folks utter, it's a scary phantom that any commonsensical person wouldn't wish to meet.
An army uniform walking about devoid of a body in it has repeatedly been witnessed gazing at an old man sleeping in an armchair in a flat in Bisbee. Residents allege that this phantom is the struggling spirit of a former Bisbee local person.
The alien technician of an alien spaceship is frequently made out outside Devils Lake State Park terrifying folks.
A very large kangaroo has purportedly been spotted on many occasions trying on clothes in a Bisbee home.
The ghost of a gravely scorched lady can be witnessed time and again nosing around in mailboxes before sunrise in Bisbee.
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The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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