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A very large porcupine has allegedly been distinguished on numerous occasions screaming names of people in Sibley Lake National Wildlife Refuge at night.
A fairly decomposed human body can every now and then be noticed creeping out of Rush Lake drenched in slime before sunrise. Lots of local residents argue this ghost may be a recognized old days native of Binford. In any case, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go trying to find.
Vasco da Gama has regularly been witnessed being carried by a motorcycle on a dark highway next to Binford.
An alien tourist from another galaxy is repeatedly spotted in an apartment in Binford.
A space invader from deep space has been made out on frequent instances in a Binford mobile home.
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Ghost Sightings From Binford
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
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