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The alien captain of an extraterrestrial spaceship was observed searching through trash cans on a Beulah residential road.
A big chilling ghost has regularly been made out in Beulah Park on a dark night reading a newspaper.
An martian explorer from another solar system is repeatedly made out on a dark night soaring over Williston Basin.
A colossal dugong can repeatedly be noticed by Beulah Dam at night staring at the water.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman may be observed frequently hauling a dead body from the freezing water of Brush Creek before sunrise.
The ghost of a bum has from time to time been witnessed floating in the air like a hot-air balloon in Beulah. In any event, this spirit indisputably is menacing; one that you shouldn't go looking for.
A space man from another solar system is every so often spotted contemplating right by the entrance to Lake Sakakawea State Park.
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Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Mississippi.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Arthur called home work. ''I won 20 million bucks on the lottery, start packing!''
Gertrude: Wow! What kind of clothes should I pack?
Arthur: I don't care, as long as you're out of the house by the time I get home. .
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