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These are some lies we made up about Berlin.
An martian explorer from another planet is regularly distinguished hauling a corpse from the ice cold water of Bone Hill Creek in the early morning hours.
An extraterrestrial from planet Saturn has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions walking through a Berlin vicinity burial ground.
An alien from deep space can repeatedly be perceived gazing at the water by Seefeldt-Limesand Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A female's body having a rat's head has occasionally been distinguished pondering next to a desolate highway near Berlin on a dark night. According to the residents, this ghost gets pleasure from frightening unwise folks who come seeking ghosts in Berlin.
A space invader is every so often made out being in an abandoned building in Berlin.
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
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Ghost Sightings From Berlin
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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