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Rapunzel was spotted gulping blood from a cup in Horseshoe Valley late in the night.
A soldier's uniform wandering around lacking a body in it appeared devouring a melon by Snake Creek. The ghost reacted to the bystander.
A massive prairie dog was made out smoking a cigar in Cross Ranch State Park near the ranger station.
The ghost of a civil war soldier was made out walking a dog at night on a gloomy Benedict lane. When the ghost was noticed it disappeared into the night. In any event, it's a chilling ghost that is rather not upset.
The ghost of a man having words etched into his forehead is frequently perceived peeping through house windows in Benedict at the stroke of midnight. One of the folks who live here strongly alleges that this phantom gets pleasure from startling foolhardy folks who are brave enough to disturb the peace in Benedict.
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I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
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