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An ET from another galaxy was witnessed covering a cadaver by a large rock in Little Gurr Lake National Wildlife Refuge very late at night.
A Brachiosaurus was witnessed staring at people in a Belcourt building through an air vent.
A creepy skeleton emerged in a wild place in the vicinity of Belcourt. Other folks in the vicinity have had similar occurrences with a similar ghost. Lots of people who live here say this ghost might be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Belcourt.
A space man was spotted examining Shell Valley in detail late at night.
An alien voyager from another galaxy was witnessed posting a letter at a Belcourt post office.
A space man from the cosmos has often been made out speaking into the night as if someone else was present.
A gargantuan colt is regularly witnessed outside the entrance to Lake Metigoshe State Park smoking a cigar.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire has been said to
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have been witnessed on frequent instances walking a Pit Bull in the early morning hours before sunrise on a shadowy Belcourt road.
A luminous human character may regularly be observed peeking through trailer windows in Belcourt on a dark night.
The ghost of a pregnant woman can be distinguished time and again watching television in a
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Belcourt living room around midnight. Regardless of what, this is an unpleasant phantom that you wouldn't wish to run into on a dark night.
A beheaded guy has from time to time been observed rummaging around in garbage container on a Belcourt lane. Residents here who have witnessed this ghost argue this ghost is possibly the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Belcourt.
A lady with her head and both legs severed is now and then seen hanging in the air like a hot-air balloon in Belcourt.
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Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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