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These are some lies we made up about Beach.
A beheaded woman has frequently been witnessed floating along on Hootowl Creek around midnight. According to what the folks who live here allege, this ghost is that of a local person who lived here in Beach some time ago.
The spirit of a 10 feet tall huge man is frequently noticed at a public phone in Beach talking on the phone. Folks here who have distinguished this ghost declare this ghost takes pleasure in scaring foolhardy folks who come searching for ghosts in Beach.
An enormous mustang has supposedly been witnessed on several occasions drinking blood from a cup in Theodore Roosevelt National Park by the ranger station.
The phantom of an adolescent girl can regularly be observed pacing through a Beach area cemetery. Whichever way, it's undoubtedly a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
A body with a skeleton face dressed in shadowy robes can be observed very often downing soda pop along a desolate highway in the neighborhood of Beach before sunrise.
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A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
What's the best way to kill a wasp?
You chase it under the bed, then you saw off the legs of the bed.
When the small town built a new bridge they installed a traffic counter to monitor traffic flow. The counter was getting close to the million mark, so they thought it would be a good idea to greet the millionth car an give him a prize. The counter read 999,999 and the sheriff and the mayor was standing by for the next car and here it came.
- Congratulations sir, you are the 1,000,000 th car to cross this bridge, you win $1,000.
- Wow a thousand bucks, yippie, I'm gonna go to driving school with that money and get myself one of them drivers licenses said Arthur.
- Don't listen to him, said his wife Gertrude in the passenger seat, he's drunk.
- I told you we wouldn't get far in a stolen car, said Delbert from the backseat.
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