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These are some lies we made up about Bathgate.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft was noticed trying to find a shoe in Rosebud Coulee at night.
A sizeable menacing ogre appeared walking a Sheepdog before dawn on a shadowy Bathgate avenue.
An extraterrestrial tourist from the cosmos was perceived drinking gasoline in Icelandic State Park at the ranger station.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy was made out peeking through apartment windows in Bathgate very late at night. The bystander ran away immediately after she noticed the ghost. Anyway, it sure is a scary phantom that any rational person would not want to come across.
A giant gazelle has often been observed rummaging around in garbage cans on a Bathgate street.
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Hilda: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
Gertrude: Yes I am; I married the wrong woman.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
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