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These are some lies we made up about Bantry.
The ghost of a pregnant woman is occasionally distinguished heaving pebbles into the flow at Cut Bank Creek at the stroke of midnight. Loads of locals declare this spirit is possibly the undeceased spirit of a resident who used to live here in Bantry.
The ghost of a young-looking guy wearing a jacket has supposedly been witnessed on frequent instances in a deserted area near Bantry. One thing is for sure, this ghost unquestionably is menacing; one that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.
A decapitated gentleman can once in a while be seen mailing a package at a Bantry post office. People who have seen this ghost allege this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a former Bantry local.
The ghost of a doctor with a blood-covered uniform was spotted glugging down unleaded from a fuel pump at a fuel station in Bantry. The appearance of the onlooker frightened the spirit who then vanished. A man who lives here alleges that this spirit is the spirit of a
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traveler that was killed while journeying through Bantry some time ago.
The spirit of a gentleman clutching a bloody machete came into view talking into the night as if someone else was in attendance. The witness was frightened and ran away. Well, this is an unsympathetic ghost that should be steered clear of.
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Ghost Sightings From Bantry
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Arthur was trying to make it as an artist. He was trying to sell a painting of his named ''Grazing Cow''.
- It looks great, said the potential buyer, but why isn’t there any grass in the picture?
- Well, said Arthur, the cow ate all the grass so there's no grass left.
-Hmm, yeah, ok but what about the cow? Why isn't there a cow in the picture?
- Well, the cow left after all the grass was eaten.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
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