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These are some lies we made up about Balta.
A huge camel is known to have been seen on frequent occasions reflecting at Balta Dam before sunrise.
A lady having a sword in her head may frequently be spotted terrifying people underneath a streetlight in Balta.
A wandering ghost can be observed very frequently staggering from apartment to apartment before dawn on a Balta street. According to the folks who live here, this ghost likes scaring folks who come seeking ghosts in Balta.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is from time to time distinguished in Ft. Stevenson State Park at the park headquarters appearing terrifying.
The ghost of a tough lumberjack carrying a large axe can every so often be made out relaxing at a table in a Balta home.
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Ghost Sightings From Balta
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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