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A gentleman that shape-shifted into a vampire is frequently made out looking at the vista from the apex of Montgomery Hill late at night. Based on what the folks who live here say, this ghost may perhaps be a famous yesteryear inhabitant of Balfour. No matter what, it's a scary ghost that should be steered clear of.
A fluorescent human shape has been seen on a handful of occasions glancing across Wintering River Flats late in the night. Regardless of what folks express, it certainly is a creepy ghost that you wouldn't want to come across before sunrise.
A gargantuan vicuna may often be observed browsing through a cabinet in the bathroom of a Balfour home at midnight.
An enormous weasel may be witnessed repeatedly staring at people in a Balfour building through a door crack.
An enormous ox has every now and then been spotted appearing creepy in Ft. Stevenson State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Don't worry son, said Arthur to his son. When I was your age I had a weak mind as well. But don't worry, it'll disappear completely as you get older.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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