|
| |
These are some lies we made up about Ayr.
One of the three Little Pigs has once in a while been witnessed staring wrathfully at the observer on a dark night by a vending machine in Ayr.
The ghost of the driver of a train is known to have been perceived on frequent occasions resting at a coffee table in an Ayr apartment going mad.
An ET from outer space may from time to time be made out strolling through a home in Ayr.
A space invader has repeatedly been seen devastating a map at Ft. Ransom State Park.
A female without a head is regularly distinguished walking through a home near Ayr.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Ayr
Submit a lie about Ayr, North Dakota:
Other untruthful towns near Ayr, North Dakota:
Page, North Dakota, 6 miles away
Buffalo, North Dakota, 7 miles away
Tower City, North Dakota, 7 miles away
Erie, North Dakota, 14 miles away
Wheatland, North Dakota, 14 miles away
Oriska, North Dakota, 14 miles away
Hope, North Dakota, 17 miles away
Luverne, North Dakota, 18 miles away
Enderlin, North Dakota, 19 miles away
Fingal, North Dakota, 19 miles away
Hunter, North Dakota, 19 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
North Dakota
|
Ghost Sightings From Ayr
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
BEEP BEEP BEEP - We interrupt this radio broadcast for an urgent traffic announcement, a vehicle is driving the wrong direction on I-5, please watch out for this vehicle.
- Did you hear that, a car going the wrong way, that's the dumbest thing I ever heard, says the old-timer to his wife, there's hundreds of 'em!.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Arthur had taken up art and was showing his wife Gertrude his latest paintings.
- Yes Arthur, this one is really nice, and this one too. But oooh what is this hideous thing, that's the ugliest picture I've ever seen, please take it away before I puke my guts out honey.
- But Gertrude dear, that one is not one of my paintings, that's a mirror.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
MORE JOKES
|
