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The ghost of a young-looking guy dressed in a confederate uniform was made out at Lake Hoskins Dam after midnight gulping milk. The phantom acknowledged the presence of the viewer.
The phantom of a tied up gentleman was witnessed concealing a cadaver by a big rock in Ashley State Game Management Area late at night. When the ghost was perceived it disappeared into the thin air. It has been declared that this exact ghost gets pleasure from frightening foolish people who are bold enough to interrupt the quiet in Ashley.
The ghost of a young-looking woman drenched in blood was witnessed verbalizing into the night in Beaver Lake State Park by the park headquarters. The ghost was ingested by the night after being made out.
The spirit of an elderly hag was seen strolling through a residence in Ashley. When seen the ghost came up to the bystander who then ran off.
A gentleman with a large hole through his chest has repeatedly been made out pacing through a mobile home outside Ashley.
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Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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