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These are some lies we made up about Arthur.
An extremely large okapi was spotted meditating at Hunter Dam after midnight.
Christopher Columbus has repeatedly been witnessed in an Arthur school before dawn marching the halls.
An alien vacationer from deep space is repeatedly spotted in a mirror in an Arthur trailer; the ghost was solely observable in the mirror.
A colossal cat has supposedly been noticed on a few occasions looking for a picture next to a parked pickup in an Arthur parking lot in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A gigantic chinchilla may regularly be spotted in an Arthur area grocery store, walking the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
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Ghost Sightings From Arthur
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur was waiting for his turn in the psychologists waiting room.
- Next! Said the psychologist loudly from his office as a patient walked out his door.
Arthur went into the psychologists office and said:
- Nobody ever notices me, it's like I'm not even there. It all started in my childhood when....
- NEXT!, said the psychologist again.
Arthur, do you know what the difference between a horse's rear and a mailbox is?
- No Delbert I don't.
- Well, I'm sure as hell not sending you to mail any letters.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
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