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A female without a head is now and then noticed at Arnegard Dam after midnight enjoying the view. Based on what the local residents declare, this spirit is that of a resident who dwelled here in Arnegard in the past.
A massive monkey is rumored to have been spotted on frequent occasions in a mobile home in Arnegard.
A space alien from planet Jupiter was seen reading a newspaper in Lewis & Clark State Park by the park headquarters.
A big frightening ogre appeared in an Arnegard building.
A man without a head was witnessed wandering next to a wild highway in close proximity to Arnegard. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being witnessed.
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Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A new teacher was nervous in her psychology courses. She started her class by saying ''Everyone who thinks they are stupid please stand up'' After a few seconds Arthur Jr. stood up. The teacher said ''Do you think you are stupid, Little Arthur?''
- No I just felt sorry for you being the only one standing up.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
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