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The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a sizeable axe has every so often been made out looking for a person at Antler Creek Dam on a dark night.
An extremely large budgerigar is every now and then made out gardening in the garden of a house in Antler.
A scary skeleton has allegedly been distinguished on one or two instances by a guy canoeing in a river near Antler. If you listen to the residents, this phantom could be the soul of a local resident who passed away here in Antler in the past. In any event, this is a bad ghost that you shouldn't go looking for.
An extraterrestrial voyager from another galaxy may every now and then be distinguished seated in a beanbag in a residence in Antler.
A space alien from another world has regularly been perceived walking from trailer to trailer very late at night on an Antler residential road.
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Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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