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These are some lies we made up about Aneta.
An martian traveler from deep space has allegedly been distinguished on numerous instances in Solberg Slough at night trying to deposit a cadaver.
A space alien from outer space may occasionally be made out contemplating by Goose Creek.
The ghost of a flight attendant has frequently been distinguished staring at people in an Aneta house through a door crack. One of the folks who live here steadfastly asserts that this ghost enjoys scaring foolhardy people who are brave enough to disturb the calm in Aneta.
A gargantuan pronghorn is regularly perceived in a deserted location outside Aneta.
A gargantuan lynx is rumored to have been observed on several instances facing the watcher in Turtle River State Park at the park headquarters.
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Ghost Sightings From Aneta
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Ghost Sightings From Aneta
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Delbert, Douglas, and Gertrude wanted to join a special forces combat unit and had to prove they could follow any order without hesitation. Delbert was told to go first.
- We have your wife tied up behind this door, said the instructor, I want you to take this gun and go in and kill her.
- Yes sir! Said Delbert and went in.
A little bit later he came out in tears.
I can't do it, I can't do it, he wept.
- You're a disgrace, yelled the instructor, pack up and go home right now, you're out!
Douglas came next. The same thing happened to him too and he got sent home.
Now it was Gertrude's turn.
- You know what to do! Yelled the instructor, your husband Arthur is in there, go in and kill him with this gun.
- Yes Sir! She said and went in.
After a few minutes she came out covered in blood.
- What happened in there?, asked the instructor.
- The gun wasn't loaded so I had to beat him to death with the gun sir!.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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