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An martian voyager from the cosmos has frequently been perceived at Ft. Stevenson State Park trying to locate a box.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot is often made out in an apartment in Anamoose.
An extraterrestrial from another galaxy has been said to have been seen on many instances staggering beside a desolate highway next to Anamoose.
A space man can often be made out resting on a sofa in a residence outside Anamoose.
A giant mountain goat may be spotted often in the backseat of a Jeep by the driver seeing the ghost in his rear view mirror before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Anamoose
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
Little Arthur Junior was starting his first day at a new school and his father talked to the teacher to tell her that little Arthur was a big gambler. She said that it was no problem and she has seen worse than that. After Little Arthur's first day at his new school his father called the teacher to see how it went. She said, ''I think I broke his gambling''. The father asked how and she said, ''He bet me $2.00 that I had a mole on my butt, so I pulled down my pants and won his money.''
''DAMN!? said the father. ''What's wrong?'', the teacher asked. Little Arthur's father said, ''This morning he bet me $50.00 he would see his teacher's butt before the day was over!''.
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