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The ghost of a strapped up woman may be witnessed often on the pinnacle of Chalky Buttes at midnight looking at the view.
A woman hauling her head next to her arm has once in a while been seen on the pinnacle of one of the mountains in the Chalky Buttes at midnight pointing at the watcher.
A space man from another galaxy is once in a while seen howling at the watcher to be off in Duff Gulch on a dark night.
The ghost of a gentleman having half his head absent is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions at Hamann Dam before dawn enjoying the view. It has been declared that this precise ghost is the struggling spirit of an old Amidon local person.
The extraterrestrial technician of an unidentified flying object may occasionally be made out marching through a mobile home in close proximity to Amidon.
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Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
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