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A very large mule has allegedly been observed on frequent occasions speaking into the night as if someone else was near.
The extraterrestrial mechanic of a flying saucer can often be witnessed peeping through trailer windows in Amenia on a dark night.
An armed forces uniform walking around devoid of a body in it has from time to time been made out watching television in an Amenia living room late at night. Locals claim that this spirit is possibly the undead spirit of a person who used to live here in Amenia. Anyhow, it's a menacing spirit that should be let alone.
An ET from the Moon is every now and then observed on an Amenia street before dawn.
The ghost of a severely burned woman has been noticed on a few instances hovering in the air like a helium balloon in Amenia. In any event, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that is better not interrupted.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
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