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A space man from space is often perceived screaming at the observer to be off by Marsland Slough.
The martian commander of an extraterrestrial spacecraft has purportedly been witnessed on numerous occasions flinging bricks alongside a wild road near Ambrose late at night.
A huge rabbit can often be observed hanging out in a neglected home in Ambrose.
An enormous aoudad can be observed often standing by a secluded road in the neighborhood of Ambrose.
An martian tourist from deep space has occasionally been made out riding on a low rider on a dark road next to Ambrose.
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Ghost Sightings From Ambrose
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Ghost Sightings From Ambrose
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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