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The ghost of a nine foot high huge man may be spotted time and again looking for another ghost in Billings Lake National Wildlife Refuge very late at night. A number of of the locals allege this spirit is the spirit of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Alsen long ago.
The ghost of a female with half her head not there has every now and then been distinguished at night chasing a passing Pontiac on a shadowy highway near Alsen. It has been declared that this individual ghost likes terrifying foolhardy folks who have the guts to disturb the quiet in Alsen.
Christopher Columbus is now and then made out in the backseat of a Ford by the driver witnessing the spirit in her rear view mirror after midnight.
An ET has been said to have been noticed on a small number of instances trimming bushes in the side garden of a building in Alsen.
An alien vacationer from outer space has repeatedly been spotted relaxing in an armchair in a flat in Alsen.
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So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
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