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These are some lies we made up about Almont.
A gigantic horse may often be noticed in Ericson Coulee very late at night looking bloodcurdling.
An alien from Pluto can be perceived time and again drifting down Crooked Creek late in the night.
A very large zebu has every now and then been observed up on the highest spot of Curlew Buttes gazing wrathfully at the watcher.
Cinderella is every now and then noticed mailing a container at an Almont post office.
A gargantuan crocodile has been seen on several instances gulping gas from a pump at a gasoline station in Almont.
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Ghost Sightings From Almont
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Ghost Sightings From Almont
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Arthur talks to a guy in a bar
- Hey you look familiar, didn’t I bump into you in Idaho once?
Maybe, but probably not because I've never been there.
Come to think of it I've never been to Idaho either, must have been two other people. But wait, have you ever been to Wyoming?
- No I haven't.
- Well then you might know my brother, he's never been to Wyoming either.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
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