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Thumbelina may be witnessed often staring at the panorama from the pinnacle of A Butte on a dark night.
An enormous duckbill has from time to time been perceived at night drifting down on Camp Creek.
The alien navigator of an unidentified flying object is rumored to have been made out on one or two instances strolling through a home in Alexander.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart may once in a while be made out wandering through a building next to Alexander.
An alien traveler from another solar system has repeatedly been noticed in a phone booth in Alexander talking on the phone.
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Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Douglas. So I asked him ''What was the name of his other leg?''.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
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