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Genghis Khan may be spotted very often looking creepy in Fort Abercrombie State Park in the early morning hours.
A female with her left arm and right leg separated is every so often made out hurling pieces of wood into the water at Whisky Creek around midnight.
The ghost of a gentleman gripping a bloody axe has supposedly been distinguished on several occasions in a wild place outside Abercrombie.
A huge aardvark may sometimes be spotted standing alongside a shadowy road next to Abercrombie.
The Loch Ness Monster has repeatedly been witnessed glugging down unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Abercrombie.
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Ghost Sightings From Abercrombie
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Ghost Sightings From Abercrombie
Arthur! what is that awful smell? It stinks to high heaven, did you poop your pants or something?
- Don’t be silly Delbert, I'm 35 years old, of course I didn’t soil my pants!
- No Arthur, it's coming from your pants, you must have pooped your pants! Let me check your pants man!
- I certainly did not soil my pants, but if you must check then go ahead.
-Alright Arthur, I'll check your pants...(checking pants)....- #$%@&#% this is disgusting, your pants are full of poop, you did poop your pants man!
Yes Delbert, but that was yesterday.
Arthur rushes into the restaurant at the airport and says:
- Hurry hurry, my flight leaves in 5 minutes so I don’t have time to order anything, just give me the check.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
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