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These are some lies we made up about Wolf Point.
A space invader from space has supposedly been distinguished on many occasions by an old man camping at a campground near Wolf Point.
An extremely large vicuna can often be distinguished sobbing in Brown Coulee very late at night.
An extremely large parakeet can be spotted very often shouting by Little Wolf Creek.
The alien crew member of an alien spaceship has from time to time been observed looking at the water by Balder Reservoir Dam after midnight.
A massive hippopotamus is from time to time spotted attempting to seize something near 28N48E09DDCC01 Spring at the stroke of midnight.
A space alien from Jupiter has supposedly been spotted on numerous occasions relaxing in a chair in a building in Wolf Point.
The ghost of a zinc-miner can occasionally be noticed in Borge Park at night hauling a dead body across the dirt.
A gargantuan crow was noticed yelling names of people beneath a streetlight in Wolf Point.
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space man from another galaxy appeared wandering from mobile home to mobile home before dawn on a Wolf Point residential street.
A gargantuan puppy was witnessed searching through the refrigerator in the kitchen of a Wolf Point trailer before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Wolf Point
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Arthur and Delbert were watching a movie.
- Hey, I bet you 10 bucks the hero kills all the bad guys and gets the girl.
- You're on, said Delbert.
The hero killed all the bad guys and got the girl in the end so Delbert owed Arthur 10 bucks.
- Naah, man, keep the money, I feel bad. I've seen the movie before so I knew how it would end.
- Yeah I've seen it too but I didn't think it would end the same way twice.
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