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These are some lies we made up about Winnett.
The ghost of a gentleman carrying a blood-covered machete was made out beside Breed Spring before dawn crying. The ghost was gobbled up by the air after being observed. If you listen to the locals, this ghost could be a recognized past resident of Winnett.
A space man appeared by Cat Creek howling.
A soldier's uniform marching about lacking a body in it was observed struggling to say something in Big Bart Coulee before sunrise. When made out the ghost came up to the witness who then ran off.
An extraterrestrial tourist from another galaxy came into sight in a home in the neighborhood of Winnett.
A space man from the Moon was seen in a Winnett area auto part store, wandering the aisles.
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Ghost Sightings From Winnett
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
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