Townsend

 
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A huge hog can be witnessed over and over again marching through a Townsend neighborhood churchyard.

A female with maggots crawling out of her eyes has every now and then been witnessed searching for a person in Blue Ribbon Park before sunrise.
    
The phantom of a female with a switchblade in her head is every so often noticed hauling a human skull by Boone Run. No matter what people exclaim, this is an unfriendly ghost that any rational person wouldn't want to run into.

An enormous parrot is known to have been observed on frequent occasions scrutinizing Diamond Gulch in detail in the early morning hours.

A very large kangaroo can now and then be made out gulping water from 01 Spring 05N02E05BD on a dark night.

A space alien from deep space was spotted spending time in a vacant structure in Townsend.
 

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