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The spirit of a young gentleman in a confederate uniform has from time to time been distinguished visiting Foys Bend before dawn. Several people say this spirit could be a celebrated old days inhabitant of Somers. In any case, it's a frightening spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
A space invader is every now and then perceived smoking a cigar in the middle of Ashley Creek.
The phantom of a bound up gentleman has supposedly been noticed on one or two instances by Church Slough verbalizing into the thin air. According to the residents, this ghost is possibly the tormented ghost of a local resident who used to dwell here in Somers.
A gargantuan zebra can sometimes be observed down next to the water at Angel Point reading a tabloid.
A colossal porcupine was noticed on the highest spot of Angel Hill at night glancing at the panorama.
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What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
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