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These are some lies we made up about Shepherd.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is occasionally made out looking at the vista from the summit of Deer Point late in the night.
A Yeti has allegedly been noticed on one or two instances chucking boulders into the water at Cotton Creek at midnight.
An extraterrestrial may from time to time be observed seeking someone at Rattlesnake Reservoir Dam in the early morning hours.
The ghost of a woman having half her head absent was spotted bass fishing from the water's edge of Rattlesnake Reservoir before dawn. The watcher was terrified and escaped. In any event, it's a frightening ghost that any sensible person wouldn't wish to meet.
A lady having a machete in her head came into view gazing at an old man slumbering on a mattress in a flat in Shepherd. The ghost did not appear to be agonized by the onlookers.
A wandering ghost was made out in a restaurant in the Shepherd area. The spirit reacted to the watcher. Scores of locals say this ghost
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might be a well-known yesteryear local of Shepherd.
An alien vacationer from space became visible ascending up from a drain hole on a Shepherd lane in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Shepherd
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Ghost Sightings From Shepherd
Arthur, does your dog bite?
- No Delbert, he doesn't.
- Oh good, I'll pet it then. Cute doggy doggy ..AAAAGHH. He bit me, you said your dog didn't bite.
- That's not my dog.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was walking alone in the park at night and met a robber.
- Give me you wallet or I'll kill you, said the robber.
- You're not getting my money said Arthur, and started fighting the robber.
They both fought long and hard but in the end the robber won and ended up with the wallet. With Arthur down on the ground the robber checked the wallet and found two dollars in it.
- Two bucks!! You put up a fight like that over two bucks? What's wrong with you?
-Oh, said Arthur, that's all you want? I thought you wanted the $5000 I have stashed in my socks.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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