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These are some lies we made up about Savage.
Thumbelina has every now and then been noticed hauling a cadaver from the chilly water of Beef Slough before sunrise.
The ghost of a guy wearing a law enforcement outfit has supposedly been observed on numerous occasions in Devils Canyon at the stroke of midnight gazing. Whatever folks utter, it's a terrifying phantom that you don't want to meet in the early morning hours.
A giant wildcat may once in a while be distinguished at the stroke of midnight soaring over Valentine Flat.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos was distinguished by Dunlap Dam at the stroke of midnight gazing at the water.
The phantom of an old man with a huge gray mustache was spotted in a flat right next door to Savage. Many sightings of this ghost have been reported.
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Ghost Sightings From Savage
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Ghost Sightings From Savage
A street bum came up to Arthur in the supermarket parking lot.
- Hey man, you got 5 bucks for food?
- Sorry I'm all out of change but I ust bought some beer, I'll give you a bottle if you want.
- Thanks man, I appreciate it but I don't drink.
- Oh, ok, well how about a smoke?
- Nah, I don't smoke either.
- Oh, ok well, I'll tell you what I'll do, I'm going out to the race track tomorrow and I got a tip, I'll put 10 bucks on the horse in your name.
- That's really kind of you sir but I don't gamble.
- No kidding, ok come home with me then, my wife's making dinner right now.
- I'd love that sir.
After geting home Arthur says:
- Gertrude honey I'm home, look I brought a guest for dinner. I want you to see what happens to people who don't drink, smoke or gamble.
Arthur: -What did Tenne see?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - The same as Arkan saw.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
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