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These are some lies we made up about Sanders.
An ET from planet Mars was witnessed on the peak of Rattlesnake Butte on a dark night viewing the vista.
A female gripping her head next to her arm has frequently been made out looking at the water by Deveny Coulee Dam after midnight.
An alien from another galaxy is often spotted trying to verbalize something mid stream in Cowen Creek.
The spirit of a guy with half his head missing has allegedly been noticed on many instances exploring Antelope Coulee in detail before dawn. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a horrible ghost that any wise person wouldn't wish to come across.
An alien can repeatedly be spotted pondering at Sandrock Spring in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Sanders
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Ghost Sightings From Sanders
It was Arthur's 100th birthday and he was reminiscing about his 90th birthday.
- I remember it as if it was yesterday, he said, we were sitting out in the yard eating birthday cake.
- No that's impossible, said his great grand daughter, your birthday is in January, the yard would have been covered by three feet of snow.
- Yes, you are right, that must have been my 80th birthday then.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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