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These are some lies we made up about Rollins.
An alien from the cosmos has often been seen laundering a bloody shirt in Bickford Spring on a dark night.
A Seismosaurus is repeatedly spotted by Big Lodge Creek piling chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a female with a plastic bag bound around her head has supposedly been distinguished on one or two occasions late at night hovering across Basin Meadows.
An enormous jackal can frequently be made out seeking an object in Ben Williams Park very late at night.
A somewhat translucent man outfitted as the skipper of a ship may be perceived repeatedly by Chief Cliff devouring a steak. Nonetheless, this is a hostile phantom that any rational person wouldn't want to come across.
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Ghost Sightings From Rollins
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I'm a healthy guy, I don’t smoke and I don’t drink either.
- Damn, I forgot my cigarettes at the bar again.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship.
- Captain! There's a man on that island!
Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
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