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These are some lies we made up about Plentywood.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer was seen waving to cars beside a dark highway close to Plentywood.
An martian traveler from deep space was spotted next to 35N54E10ACCA01 Spring before sunrise contemplating.
An army uniform walking about lacking a body in it was observed in the middle of Ford Creek startling people. The spirit was gobbled up by the air after being seen. One thing is for sure, it in all certainty is a terrifying phantom that you would not want to bump into late in the night.
A space invader from another solar system is regularly noticed covering a body by a big rock in Raymond Park and Recreation Area very late at night.
An alien has purportedly been spotted on a handful of instances sending a packet at a Plentywood post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Plentywood
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
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