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The martian captain of an alien spaceship may be perceived over and over again guzzling water from Jacobsen Spring after midnight.
A space alien from planet Jupiter has every now and then been observed hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Blackfoot Clearwater Game Range late at night.
Alexander the Great is sometimes witnessed glancing across Doney Meadows at midnight.
The phantom of a gentleman grasping a bloody machete has purportedly been perceived on a handful of instances by Evans Lake Dam before dawn gazing at the water. In any event, it indisputably is a terrifying spirit that you wouldn't want to bump into after midnight.
A military uniform strolling around devoid of a body in it has often been perceived in a building in the vicinity of Ovando.
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Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
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