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These are some lies we made up about Nye.
A female without a head may repeatedly be witnessed screaming people's names by Buffalo Jump.
A gentleman lacking a head may be distinguished repeatedly by Blind Sheep Creek pointing at the witness. One thing's for sure, it indisputably is a bloodcurdling spirit that any reasonable person wouldn't want to bump into.
The ghost of an aged gold digger with a big beard and a wooden left leg has now and then been observed becoming visible in a washroom mirror.
A colossal baboon is now and then noticed studying Boundary Draw in detail around midnight.
An extraterrestrial traveler from the cosmos has purportedly been witnessed on frequent occasions gazing over The Golf Course very late at night.
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The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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