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An extraterrestrial from space has every so often been perceived at Fishel Creek at the stroke of midnight tossing boulders into the stream.
A colossal dromedary has allegedly been perceived on frequent occasions sipping water from Fourmile Springs after midnight.
A space invader has often been observed trying to express something in McLean Coulee very late at night.
Frankenstein's Monster is repeatedly noticed late at night flying over Cory Flat.
The spirit of a gravely mangled hunter hauling a dead coyote has purportedly been perceived on numerous instances walking alongside a secluded highway near Musselshell.
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There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Hey Arthur, I got a phone call from Douglas yesterday.
- Wow, Douglas, I haven't heard from him in decades. So he's still alive.
- I don’t know, he didn't say anything about that.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
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