Malta

 
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The ghost of a guy with half his head missing is occasionally made out performing a melody on a xylophone in a Malta trailer. Locals here argue that this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who died here in Malta some decades ago.

The ghost of a young woman dressed in a blood-covered wedding gown can now and then be seen in a Malta highschool in the early morning hours staggering the halls.
    
A gigantic cheetah was spotted hollowing out a hole in Cattle Brands Historical Marker late at night.

An alien tourist from another part of the galaxy was made out hauling a cadaver from the freezing water of Assiniboine Creek before sunrise.

A space invader from planet Venus emerged downing blood from a mug in Cook Coulee in the early morning hours.

A space alien from outer space was noticed at Drabbels Dam very late at night devouring a hotdog.
 

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