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These are some lies we made up about Lonepine.
A gentleman that turned into a vampire is regularly spotted up on the highest spot of Rattlesnake Butte yelling at the viewer to leave. Based on what the people who live here declare, this phantom takes pleasure in frightening people who come searching for phantoms in Lonepine. In any event, it's a terrifying ghost that you don't want to meet at midnight.
A gargantuan chimpanzee has been spotted on a few occasions late in the night scrutinizing Letzen Gulch in detail.
A space alien may frequently be made out down at 1 Spring 21N24W03BBA after midnight throwing chunks of concrete.
The ghost of a pregnant woman may be noticed very often pulling a corpse across the dirt in Hot Springs City Park late at night.
An martian traveler from space is from time to time noticed nosing around in mailboxes in the early morning hours in Lonepine.
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Ghost Sightings From Lonepine
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
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