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These are some lies we made up about Loma.
An ET from outer space has supposedly been made out on numerous instances looking bloodcurdling in Crow Coulee before dawn.
A gargantuan burro may every so often be made out late at night heading a directed exploration of Black Bluffs to a group of ghosts.
The martian commander of an unidentified flying object was distinguished floating down on Marias River in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A Pterodactyl showed up staring at the water by Agnes Bob and Noel Dam at night.
A gargantuan hippopotamus showed up throwing stones beside Black Bluff Rapids before dawn.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
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