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These are some lies we made up about Lolo.
A very large springbok has supposedly been perceived on a few instances staring at an old woman slumbering in an armchair in an apartment in Lolo.
Ludwig van Beethoven may regularly be seen in Andrews Gulch very late at night flashing a flash light.
An alien from Pluto has now and then been spotted by Doyles Slough terrifying folks.
A giant walrus is sometimes witnessed soaring across Maclay Flats around midnight.
An alien from space has allegedly been observed on a few instances trying on socks in a Lolo trailer.
A giant cat may occasionally be observed pointing at the observer in the middle of Carlton Creek.
The menacing ghost of a Barbarian has frequently been distinguished gazing irritably at the witness in Fort Missoula Park after midnight. If you talk to the locals, this ghost is that of a local resident who had a house here in Lolo before the present.
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Ghost Sightings From Lolo
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Two grains of sand were laying on the beach, one said:
- I think we're surrounded.
How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a light bulb? ?
None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.
Gertrude was making breakfast for Arthur and the kids in the morning when Arthur rushes into the kitchen acting hysterically.
MORE EGGS!! MORE EGGS!! You need to use more eggs. MORE BUTTER TOO!! And MORE SALT!! NO NOT THAT MUCH!! NO NOT THERE OVER THERE!! Why don't you listen to me when you're cooking?? I said MORE EGGS!! no that's too many AAAHHH! TURN THEM OVER NOW!! HURRY! I SAID NOW!! More salt there, no not there I said THERE!! AAAAHH!! YOU'RE RUINING BREAKFAST!!
- Calm down Arthur, what's gotten into you?
- Oh nothing dear, I just wanted you to know how I feel when I'm driving.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
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