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A sizeable menacing monster is frequently observed wandering through an apartment in Lima.
The ghost of an elderly gold digger with a big beard and a hook instead of his left hand has been distinguished on a small number of occasions hauling a dead body from the cold water of Alder Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a flight attendant can frequently be observed hiding a dead body by a large boulder in Great Northern Railway Historical Marker late in the night.
A colossal guinea pig can be spotted often down beside Dutch Hollow Spring before dawn screaming at the observer to beat it.
An alien from space is now and then perceived looking over Antelope Flat before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Lima
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Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas were swimming away from Alcatraz. Arthur is struggling at the halfway point and remembers his wife Gertrude, he musters up the strength to continue. Delbert at the halfway point remembers where he hid his millions and has the strength to make it. Douglas makes it to the half way point and decides, It's not worth it and swims back.
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