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These are some lies we made up about Ledger.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a flying saucer may be witnessed often at Cracker Dam around midnight looking at the surroundings.
An extremely large quagga has once in a while been noticed gazing across Tank Flat around midnight.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy is now and then made out reflecting up on the pinnacle of Conrad Butte.
A space alien from planet Neptune has purportedly been made out on several instances by Dry Fork Marias River startling people.
A space alien from another world was perceived calling out names of people in Fort Conrad Historical Monument around midnight.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Arthur called the airline:
- Hello, if I take the 10:23 flight from JFK to LAX how long will it take to get there?
- One moment sir.
- Wow! That fast! Thanks, said Arthur and hung up.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
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